Sarcasm-is-my-bread-and-butter

lokistimetravelingassbutt:

dividebyxero:

toloveandbelovedbyme:

osm0sis:

theycall-herlove:

Bath mat turns red when wet.

want

Okay in all seriousness, no one can begin to comprehend the intensity of my desire for this product. Imagine having guests over, they would get out of the shower and start screaming and you would just be in another room stifling your laughter.

NEED

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ethereo:

Tiki Bar Sunrise Vertical (by Photomatt28)

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cool-dad-on-the-internet:

I hope in millions of years time, this is the last photo that remains of the human race and that aliens base the anatomy of people from this.

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My new house :)

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collegehumor:

The Best Way to Get Past Traffic

Morning Commute Pro Tip: always use the water slide lane.

Oh how I wish!!!!!!! I would totally use that lane

lulz-time:

Iron man! :)

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